Are you one of people who loves pizza so much you wish you could it with you all the time? Well, the people over at the perfectly named company Stupidiotic have answered your pizza-loving prayers with the Portable Pizza Pouch!

Take a slice of pizza anywhere with you!

The Portable Pizza Pouch is exactly it sounds like. It’s a durable pizza-shaped ziplock bag with a lanyard allows you to safely store and wear a slice of pizza around your neck. For just under $10, this modern marvel can be all yours. Now you can keep pizza literally close to your heart… until death do you part.

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If you feel like this is something you need, you can get it on Amazon.